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    Ski Shop Owner & Equipment Specialist - Voted Best Boot fitter in Australia (SIA Australia Awards 2013) Paul Oberin's Avatar
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    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became

    aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
    come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus

    driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,

    thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg

    She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached

    behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the

    second time attempted the step.

    Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg

    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind

    to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, a large Texan who was standing

    behind her picked her up easily by the waist

    and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

    She went ballistic and turned to the

    would-be Samaritan

    and yelled,

    'How dare you touch my body!

    I don't even know who you are!'

    The Texan smiled and drawled,

    'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,

    but after you unzipped my fly three times,

    I kinda figured we was friends.'

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    [img]graemlins/big_laugh.gif[/img]
    -- Summer is just a short period of bad skiing --

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    Oops! [img]graemlins/big_laugh.gif[/img]

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    Bwahahahahahaha that is awesome. [img]graemlins/big_laugh.gif[/img]


    (note; not a sympathy laugh for his birthday )
    How many days till it snows again?

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    [img]graemlins/big_laugh.gif[/img]

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    I like that

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    teeheehee

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    [img]graemlins/big_laugh.gif[/img]

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    rofl

    ...and Happy Birthday Paul
    The Frog is a Prince

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    rofl

    ...and Happy Birthday Paul
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    for an old guy, you've still got it! [img]graemlins/big_laugh.gif[/img]

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