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05-12-2008, 12:23 PM #1Extreme Snowatcher
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.
[img]graemlins/big_laugh.gif[/img]Skier: one who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them
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05-12-2008, 01:09 PM #2Advanced Snowatcher
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-- Summer is just a short period of bad skiing --
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05-12-2008, 03:41 PM #3Snowatch Patroller
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or that stare that words cannot describe! [img]graemlins/big_laugh.gif[/img]
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05-12-2008, 04:02 PM #4Extreme Snowatcher
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Ooooooo......I'm good at that.....just ask my +1!
Skier: one who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them
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05-12-2008, 04:15 PM #5SnowSnowGuest
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05-12-2008, 08:11 PM #6Advanced Snowatcher
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At this moment I know exactly what you mean. [img]graemlins/cold.gif[/img]
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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05-12-2008, 09:16 PM #7Farty The SnowmanGuest
Whatever you give a woman, she will make insignificant. If you give her sperm, she'll force you to look after the baby while she's out with her girlfriends. If you give her a house, she'll share it with her new boyfriend. If you give her groceries, they'll rot in the fridge. If you give her a smile, she'll ask you what the hell are you smiling about. She multiplies and enlarges as the years go by. So, if you give her any love, be prepared to be crapped on.
..........a little more accurate
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05-12-2008, 10:35 PM #8LegolasGuest
jeeeez farts...bad day?
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05-12-2008, 10:42 PM #9Farty The SnowmanGuest
jokes joice!!
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05-12-2008, 11:03 PM #10LegolasGuest
:insertmargevoice:
hmmmmmmmm
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