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Caboose
05-07-2010, 11:45 AM
Whether you’re pickin’ your nose or putting your tail where it doesn’t belong, the uniquely designed twin-tip Rome Mod Snowboard brings more fun than a Ferrari packed with supermodels and blow. The Airpop Core Matrix meshed with Zylon-enhanced carbonized laminate means you can ride slow and smooth one moment and in the next turn rage your favorite jump line like a bull on acid. Impact plates under-foot absorb your next mega-stomp, and the positive camber adds tons of pop.

Come on lift your game people - 10yo don't buy snowboards FFS!!!!!!

John Deere
05-07-2010, 11:59 AM
W3rd!

Mizu Kuma
05-07-2010, 03:20 PM
and I wanted to rage my favorite jump line like an elephant on crack!

The Rome Mod is off the shortlist now!

Jahoota
05-07-2010, 03:30 PM
wow. gnarly dude!

The Wang
05-07-2010, 04:00 PM
Good lord that is pretty bad!

John Deere
05-07-2010, 05:06 PM
I thought it was standard knuckle dragger speak????

Treedodger
05-07-2010, 05:40 PM
I thought it was standard knuckle dragger speak????
:big_laugh:

Mizu Kuma
05-07-2010, 06:15 PM
Knuckle Dragger, Wet Arse, Knuckle Dragger, Wet Arse Blah Blah Blah.......!

Now that's poetry!

platinumbunny
05-07-2010, 06:21 PM
I didn't understand a word of that.

What are they trying to sell?

SA
05-07-2010, 06:30 PM
I didn't understand a word of that.

What are they trying to sell?

Something about blowing supermodels, I think ;)

spaz
06-07-2010, 07:57 AM
"The Airpop Core Matrix meshed with Zylon-enhanced carbonized laminate"

I believe this is what they are selling. What it is I can't tell, something to do with Farrari.

platinumbunny
06-07-2010, 09:42 AM
Why would they be marketing Ferrari's at people with a limited grasp of language?

Pollo
06-07-2010, 01:48 PM
Why would they be marketing Ferrari's at people with a limited grasp of language?

PB because they are the only people who by Ferrari's.

Polaris
06-07-2010, 06:38 PM
Something about blowing supermodels, I think ;)

I'm sold if the supermodel "pops" when I stomp my positive camber carbonised laminate :redface: