Far out I'm sick of BS Marketing - not snow reports

[Caboose]

Whether you’re pickin’ your nose or putting your tail where it doesn’t belong, the uniquely designed twin-tip Rome Mod Snowboard brings more fun than a Ferrari packed with supermodels and blow. The Airpop Core Matrix meshed with Zylon-enhanced carbonized laminate means you can ride slow and smooth one moment and in the next turn rage your favorite jump line like a bull on acid. Impact plates under-foot absorb your next mega-stomp, and the positive camber adds tons of pop.

Come on lift your game people - 10yo don't buy snowboards FFS!!!!!!

[John Deere]

W3rd!

[Mizu Kuma]

and I wanted to rage my favorite jump line like an elephant on crack!

The Rome Mod is off the shortlist now!

[Jahoota]

wow. gnarly dude!

[The Wang]

Good lord that is pretty bad!

[John Deere]

I thought it was standard knuckle dragger speak????

[Treedodger]

I thought it was standard knuckle dragger speak????
:big_laugh:

[Mizu Kuma]

Knuckle Dragger, Wet Arse, Knuckle Dragger, Wet Arse Blah Blah Blah.......!

Now that's poetry!

[platinumbunny]

I didn't understand a word of that.

What are they trying to sell?

[SA]

I didn't understand a word of that.

What are they trying to sell?

Something about blowing supermodels, I think ;)

[spaz]

"The Airpop Core Matrix meshed with Zylon-enhanced carbonized laminate"

I believe this is what they are selling. What it is I can't tell, something to do with Farrari.

[platinumbunny]

Why would they be marketing Ferrari's at people with a limited grasp of language?

[Pollo]

Why would they be marketing Ferrari's at people with a limited grasp of language?

PB because they are the only people who by Ferrari's.

[Polaris]

Something about blowing supermodels, I think ;)

I'm sold if the supermodel "pops" when I stomp my positive camber carbonised laminate :redface: